When Software Developers wash the clothes...

This is not the title of coming movie from Ram Gopal Verma factory.... I had to wash clothes yesterday evening.... Actually I had recently shifted my roomfrom Sector - 11 to Sector - 15, Panchkula in neighbourhood of my friends Vikash Samota & Shravan Dhanjal and I could not find a "Kaam Waali" to clean my new room and wash my clothes....

Aakhirkaar, this so called software engineer attacked the bathroom to wash my clothes... I attacked the clothes with so advertised Surf Excel Detergent Powder and Blue Wheel Detergent Cake and a Bucket. It was a long 3-4 hour fight between me and the clothes army (7-8 vests, 4-5 shirts, 3-4 pants, 2 jeans, 3-4 T Shirts) and after getting my hands rashed & scractched; soaked with sweat, soap and water I brought the battle to a satisfactory end.

During this struggle, one thing that kept my morale up, was: "If I can go throughall the posts on this Garam Bheja Fry then why can't I get through this battle! (Hi Abhishek... are you listening? Your 'Random Bakwaas' can boost someone's morale!! 3 Cheers!!!) Next time you read his Garam Bheja, you may realize that opening a laundry and washing clothes of whole city is more interesting than reading it....

During those 3-4 hours, I recalled all principles and laws related to volume, pressure and temperature those I had read during course of my education at high school. This time I saluted Archimedes and Pascal and their companions those appeared in our text books.

After putting the wet clothes to dry, I went out of the house to see Vikash and I was welcomed by Vikash, Shravan and the uncle ji who own the house where these two pals live. After looking at me they burst out in laughters as they had seen 'Tom and Jerry' on road instead of TV. Then came the humble advice from experienced brain of Uncle Ji:

"Jawaan, eeb to tu byaah karwa le!"
(Young man, its time to get married!)


Me: Uncle Ji! Marriage is such a thing where one person is always right and the other is husband. Main in chonchlan tae door hi thik soon.

Uncle: Arre Jawaan! Bbyaah hoye pachhe do time dhang ki rotti khaan nae mil jyangi! Ye jo dhabban ke rot paad kae gaat kharaab hon laag rhya sae uska kalyan ho jyaga.

Vikash: Uncle Ji! Kuch log to byaah pachhe mote ho jyaawain aur kime maade ho jyaavain aur kuch kae koye farak nahi padta ! Iska ke kaaran sai?

Me: Bhai, kaaran nyun sai ki jinki beewi badhiya khana banatee ho, woh to mote jaya karain. Jinki beewi nai khana banana na aata ho aur fer bhi banati ho woh maade ho jaya karain. Aur jo bechare pahlyan bhi aape banaya karte aur bad main bhi aape banana padai unkai koi farak nahi padta.

Vikash: Then everybody should marry once in life so that if he is sent to heaven after life then he feels good and if sent to hell then he feels homely!!!

Uncle: Chhore!! Yo shaadi aisa laddu sai ki jo khavai woh bhi pachhtawai aur jo na khavai woh bhi pachhtawai. Dekhte hain, Bakre ki maan kab tak khair manavai sai.

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To bhaiyon ab kuchh married logon ke kisse bhi sun lo.

Abhi thode din pahle main aur mera dost Amit ek married dost ke ghar dinner pe gaye (married dost ka naam nahi bataunga). Jab ham dinner kar rahe the to bhabhi sare waqt ek Belan liye us dost ke saath khadi rahi.
Ab mujhse raha nahi gaya aur main pooch baitha, "Bhabhi Ji, hum jyada khana nahi khayenge. Aapko belan leke khade rahne ki jaroorat nahi hai"

Bhabhi: Are devar ji! Ye belan aapke liye nahi liye khadi hoon. Aap aaram se khana khao aur chahe jitna bhi khao. Ye aapke bhaiya pahle thik se kha nahi pate the. Kabhi namak kam to kabhi mirch jyada laga karti thi. Aaj kal aaram se sab kuch kha lete hain.


Amit: To iska matlab ki bhai belan se darta hai!

Me: Are dheere bol bhai koi bahar wala na sun le. Ise darr nahi kahte, asar kahte hain. Ye to belan ka asar hai aur hamari bhabhi asardaar hain. Bhai darpok thode hi hai.

Married Friend: Haan Haan Thik Hai.... Tumhare liye bhi aisee hi asardaar ladki dhhondh ke layenge. Tab pata chalega ki ye asar kitna meetha hota hai.

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Isee tarah ek uncle bata rahe the: Hamare ghar mein sab log bade hi gusse wale hain. Bachche apni maan se bahut naraaz hote hain.... Mere maan - pita ji ghar ke naukron pe gussa karte rahte hain. Aur meri beewi mujhpe bahut gussa karti hai.
I asked: uncle aap kahaan gussa nikalte ho?
Uncle: Maine do kutte paal liye hain... ek aadh aur paalne ki soch raha hoon.

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Aise hi ek aur dost jiski shaadi recently huyee hai, kahne laga ki, "Museebat ke waqt jo saath de, wahi sachcha dost hota hai"
Main ekdum se bol pada, "Bhai, main tera sachcha dost hoon. Main teri shaadi par poore teen din pahle se tere saath tha"

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Well Friends, aisa nahi hai ki sare married log sirf dukhi hi rahte hain ... kuch log married life ka poora swad uthate hain... abhi thode din pahle maine nukkad wale bhatia saab se poochha ki married life me swaad le rahe ho?

Kahne lage "Mittar Ki Dasseyan teri bharjaaee dee lipstick da swaad... jis din hara suit paa lendi hae us din Sarson barga bakbakaa swaad dendi haigi aur jis din laal suit pa lendi hae ... us din laal mirch bargi teekhi ho jandee haigi... tu hi dass ki karaan...

Main bola ke Bhatia Sahab, aap kisi din bagair suit ke kyun nahi try karte?


See u soon, friends...

Nishant Saini